Happy Discordia Day!

It’s Discordia Day!

Remember, any observing Discordian cannot refuse any dare on Discordia Day!*

(*unless it would send them to jail, of course. Cops have too much Control Addiction.)

Eat a hot dog (or don’t) and make sure you eat it without a bun (or with a bun)!

I love Her!
I love Her!
I love Her!
I love Her!
I love Her!

 

Finally, here’s Robert Anton Wilson (WAR!) talking about Aleister Crowley.

And here’s Old Bob talking about reality tunnels.

DISCORDIA DAY!!!

May Fifth. 5/5. Five Five.

It’s Discordia Day!

Remember, any observing Discordian cannot refuse any dare on Discordia Day!*

(*unless it would send them to jail, of course. Cops have too much Control Addiction.)

My Yearly Poem for Eris

A hot dog a hot dog
A hot dog today
And I’ll eat it without a bun
Because it’s more fun that way!

Laws and Sausages

What are the two things you never want people see you make? Laws and sausages.

Here, we have lovely, chipper and shucks if she ain’t just down home folksy Sarah Palin talking to a reporter at a turkey farm… and in the background, you can watch turkeys being slaughtered.

Yes, I said "turkeys being slaughtered."

I’m not joking folks. If you don’t want to see where your Thanksgiving turkey comes from, don’t watch.