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Happy Discordia Day!
It’s Discordia Day!
Remember, any observing Discordian cannot refuse any dare on Discordia Day!*
(*unless it would send them to jail, of course. Cops have too much Control Addiction.)
Eat a hot dog (or don’t) and make sure you eat it without a bun (or with a bun)!
Finally, here’s Robert Anton Wilson (WAR!) talking about Aleister Crowley.
And here’s Old Bob talking about reality tunnels.
The Discordian Dying and Rising God
There really aren’t any Dying and Rising Gods in Discordianism. So, as a Discordian Pope, I’m adding one.
Elvis.
Hail to the King Baby. And eat a hot dog today. Or, perhaps, a deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.
DISCORDIA DAY!!!
May Fifth. 5/5. Five Five.
It’s Discordia Day!
Remember, any observing Discordian cannot refuse any dare on Discordia Day!*
(*unless it would send them to jail, of course. Cops have too much Control Addiction.)
My Yearly Poem for Eris
A hot dog a hot dog
A hot dog today
And I’ll eat it without a bun
Because it’s more fun that way!
83 Years Ago Today, Schroedinger May Have Killed the Cat
A Great and Holy Day in Discordianism.
Or not.
On this day, nuclear physicist Erwin Schrödinger wrote a letter to Albert Einstein, introducing the world to "wave mechanics." And Einstein eventually replied, "God does not play with dice."
And larpers had their quote shirt. And Amber Diceless Roleplaying was born.
Thank you Shroedinger!
Kung Fu Squirrel
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Fifteen Days
Laws and Sausages
What are the two things you never want people see you make? Laws and sausages.
Here, we have lovely, chipper and shucks if she ain’t just down home folksy Sarah Palin talking to a reporter at a turkey farm… and in the background, you can watch turkeys being slaughtered.
Yes, I said "turkeys being slaughtered."
I’m not joking folks. If you don’t want to see where your Thanksgiving turkey comes from, don’t watch.
DISCORDIA DAY!!!
Four years ago, I published Discordia, my gift to the Goddess. I’ll have something for her next year on the five year anniversary. For now, a poem for my beloved Goddess…
For Discordia, On Her Day
Today, I eat hot dogs
I eat them with the buns
Discordia tells me not to
*&^% HER! SHE CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
ALL HAIL ERIS!
HAIL DISCORDIA!
Eat a hot dog for Eris today. Or don’t!
Four More Days to May 5!
The start of the fifth month of the year! Discordia Day is fast approaching and you know what that means…
JUST FOUR MORE DAYS
‘TIL YOU CAN PRE-ORDER
HOUSES OF THE BLOODED!
‘TIL YOU CAN PRE-ORDER
HOUSES OF THE BLOODED!
In other news, I’ll be celebrating Discordia Day the same way I always do. It’s a tradition on Discordia’s most sacred and holy day that we eat hot dogs and apples, of course (with or without buns, depending on your orthodoxy). So, I’ll be having a hot dog grill party on Monday night. We’ll grill hot dogs and eat apples. But no Discordian would ever–EVER–ignore her most prominent command…
NO DISCORDIAN SHALL
TURN DOWN ANY DARE
ON MY MOST SACRED
AND HOLY DAY.
TURN DOWN ANY DARE
ON MY MOST SACRED
AND HOLY DAY.
Therefore, I shall do as my Goddess commands. On May 5th, I shall turn down no dare offered to me. Of course, it must be given to me in person. Can’t just shout it out over the phone or through the intartubes. No, siree daddy. The dare must be given in person.
(Other caveats apply as well. I won’t do anything that will harm another human being, animal or myself. I also won’t humiliate another human being or animal, but I have no qualms about humiliating myself.)
Hopefully, other Discordians will follow in my stead.
This is our day, brothers and sisters! Let us not dismiss it as we dismiss other holy days. Do as I say and be yourselves! Celebrate Discordia’s Day with pride and honor and chocolate sea monkeys!
Discordia Day approaches! Do you know where your dignity is?
