Memento Mori Cake Meme

Take any line from any movie and replace one word with "cake."

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cake, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

— Crash Davis

Mystery Meme

1. wickedthought (and I’m very grateful)
2. echristo 
3. (no-one, really)
4. sweetchili 
5. mnight 
6. memento_mori 
7. talentlessclod 
8. stannex 
9. mctony522 
10. oshiah 
11. amanofhats 
12. (all of you)
13. mforbeck 
14. (huh?)
15. fallentyrant 
16. savageplanet 
17. stevilgenius  (in an "eyes full of wonder" way)
18. (nobody on my friends list)
19. freeport_pirate  and iamnikchick 
20. (all of you; otherwise you wouldn’t be on my list)
21. (a gentleman doesn’t discuss such things)
22. (ditto)
23. oshiah (because he was for months)
24. (nobody I let close to me)
25. (all of you)
26. (again)
27. thelastmehina 
28. (the whole world)
29. (you)
30. Almost all of you fit almost all these questions. Except for the ones you didn’t.

Promise to re-post and receive the questions.

Tagged by Stan!

Friends only.

Here are the rules: Each person tagged blogs 7 random facts about themselves, as well as the rules of the game. You need to tag seven others and list their names on your blog. You have to leave those you plan on tagging a note in their comments so they know that they have been tagged and to read your blog.

  1. I’ve stopped drinking so much Coke. A 52 ounce tank of water sits on my desk. I throw it down my gullet every day.
  2. My grandfather was a terrorist who taught me how to kill the boogeyman.
  3. I’ve seen a ghost. I think. I try to tell the story every Hallowe’en.
  4. Two years ago, I found out I have less time than I thought.
  5. I’m finding celibacy both challenging and rewarding. More rewarding than challenging.
  6. I believe in magic.
  7. I love you, even though you piss me off sometimes. But the Buddha teaches me that you can be angry with the people you love and not love them any less.

Okay, seven folks. Completely at random: