I love you. I really do. But you’re putting up my PDFs on torrent sites. Google alerts lets me know whenever you do it. And, as much as I love you, I have to ask…

IS FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS TOO MUCH TO ASK?

YOU CHEAP FUCKING BASTARDS.

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. YOU. 

And now, to those of you who actually buy my games–even though you could easily download them from a site loaded with asswipes who run around chanting "Information wants to be free!" when what they really mean is, "I want information to be free!"–I want to say this…

THANK YOU.

 

I’ll see you in a few days. Got some announcements to make.

Dear Gamers,