May Fifth. 5/5. Five Five.
It’s Discordia Day!
Remember, any observing Discordian cannot refuse any dare on Discordia Day!*
(*unless it would send them to jail, of course. Cops have too much Control Addiction.)
My Yearly Poem for Eris
A hot dog a hot dog
A hot dog today
And I’ll eat it without a bun
Because it’s more fun that way!