(This is a true story.)

I was at a party here in Phoenix: my first Dark Ones Party, in fact. Jessie brought me with him.

On the way to the party, Jessie told me, "Ninety percent of women are bi-sexual."

I laughed. "What about the other ten percent?"

"They don’t know it," he told me.

I said, "That’s funny. Good one."

Foster shook his head. "I’m not joking," he said.

Later on, as I was walking through the party, I saw Jessie on a couch. On his lap were two women, completely and amorously engaged with each other.

Mr. Foster smiled at me. "Ninety percent," he said. 

The Legend of Jessie Foster: Ninety Percent

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