(This is a true story.)
I was at a party here in Phoenix: my first Dark Ones Party, in fact. Jessie brought me with him.
On the way to the party, Jessie told me, "Ninety percent of women are bi-sexual."
I laughed. "What about the other ten percent?"
"They don’t know it," he told me.
I said, "That’s funny. Good one."
Foster shook his head. "I’m not joking," he said.
Later on, as I was walking through the party, I saw Jessie on a couch. On his lap were two women, completely and amorously engaged with each other.
Mr. Foster smiled at me. "Ninety percent," he said.