(This is a true story.)
One night, Jessie and a few friends went to a strip club. As usual, the ladies were very fond of Mr. Foster and his friends commented. A wager was put in place: whether or not Jessie could bring one of the strippers home with him.
Closing time found Jessie giving money to his friends. “Sorry boys,” he said. “I’m not bringing a stripper home tonight.”
He smiled. “I’m bringing home two.”